Copier Limericks

I know it, I'm no poet but here goes...

There once was a tech named Mitt
He was lazy and couldn't fix shit
He bribed all his peers
By buying them beers
Then he went broke and he quit


There once was a tech named Sam
Who just didn't give a damn
His clients would flee
His boss couldn't see
Lazy techs put your ass in a jam

There once was a tech named Jack
The customers never wanted back
His machines never worked
He acted a jerk
But the boss wouldn't give him the sac


There once was a tech named Quinn
Other techs had to go where he had been
He worked all day long
Wouldn't admit he was wrong
The machine simply wasn't plugged in


There once was an ass named Joe
The companies money he would blow
He changed lots of parts
Claimed his craft was an art
And swore there was nothing he didn't know


There once was a tech named Bob
who was considered quite the slob
His machines were unclean
The worst you had seen
So now he's looking another job