It's Australia Day!

It’s Australia Day!
It’s the day all the True Blue sons and daughters of this Wide Brown Land gather together around the barbie to celebrate our own unique lifestyle and to feel sorry for all youse jokers that weren’t lucky enough to be born here.

So for all youse mob that won’t be able to make the trip Down Under to experience our unique style of arts and culture here's a sample for ya

Aussie Love Poem
Of course I love ya darlin'
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say yer gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get me arms 'round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good
As I was ever gonna get

No matter wot ya look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shutup while the footys on
And get me another beer